A few pages of the book I made my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.
Precious is my roommate Jeremy. Every time my girlfriend and I leave my apartment and he’s still there, she insists we lock him in so “Precious is safe.” Even though he is a 24-year-old adult.
“HAPPY VALENTIMES.” - Rachel Dratch as an ignorant hooker on the Valentine’s episode of 30 Rock, season 1. Oh also, look, I made these.