Our Valentine’s Day cards will be available for purchase next week!
Here’s a little preview (creepily opens trench coat full of valentines): we got yo’ Doctor Who, we got yo’ Harry Potter, we got LOTS of Star Wars, we got a Boy Meets World card, we got cards about being single and bitter about it, we got cards for you to give your weird ass best friend, and we got cards about being so in love that you’re stupid. WE GOT IT ALL.
So if you’re like me and striving to be a better correspondent with your loved ones (although I accept now that I’ll never be as good as my Aunt Linda), consider grabbing a few of these when they’re available next week. We would LOVE to send you some Valentines. Wink wink nudge nudge. Wink. Nudge. Leans in for a kiss at an inappropriate moment. Gets rejected. Runs away. Wink nudge.
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo - GB
P.S. Just so it’s on the record: Victoria, if you don’t give me a valentine this year I will cry and steal your kitten and won’t be your friend anymore. Like the time you deleted me on Facebook last year when you were drunk.
VICKY AND I ARE SELLING VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS!
Pug inception.
In lieu of a comic this week, here’s a painted piece I just finished. It’s an octopus sucking on a dictionary, in case that was unclear.
I’m preparing for a super legit art fest this weekend (where this painting and other equally odd pieces will be up for grabs), so rather than drawing a comic I’ve been spending time on things that make me seem like a professional human adult. Like business cards and price tags and a bio and paperwork. Those are adult things, right?
All I know for sure is I’m eating a Kit-Kat bar in my underwear.
Sharon Needles is a mothafucking cryptid.
Secretary Squid.
Jellyfish.
Just finished this sweet little floating chinchilla.
Working on a project on wood. Sanding and spray painting equate added gay points.
Getting home from vacation just got a lot more exciting
***~~~*~*~*!*~SPECIAL NOTE*~*!*~**~~~~*PLEASE CLICK IT. IT GETS A LOT BIGGER/NICER/FUNNIER WHEN IT IS THE RIGHT SIZE. tia
Victoria Jane posted a new comic today. Hers go up Mondays, mine go up Wednesdays. SO DON’T TOUCH THAT REMOTE.
Sass-quatch the sassy Sasquatch. Gradually turning out some canvas cuties to sell at an art fest in October.
exhibit-gay asked: LESBIAN FORMALWEAR OPTIONS ALL UP ON MY DASHHHHHH. success story :) yay.
Who knew that all it takes to achieve success is a sloppy comic that just slightly perpetuates stereotypes? Haha.
Acai.
